Some inspiring quotes from OpenAI's ChatGPT 3.5 (or as ChatGPT would like: "The Scholar's Lament") generated by something like "A quote about a thesis-o-meter with some sense of phd doom":
In the shadow of the PhD, the thesis-o-meter ticks like a doomsday clock, a constant reminder of the impending judgment day for your research.
As the thesis-o-meter inches closer to submission, the specter of PhD doom looms large, reminding you that the academic abyss is both deep and unforgiving.
In the journey towards a PhD, the thesis-o-meter serves as a relentless countdown, a constant reminder of the looming darkness of uncertainty.
The thesis-o-meter, like the pendulum of fate, swings ominously as the PhD journey progresses, hinting at the existential dread that accompanies doctoral pursuits.
PhD doom is a shadow that creeps closer with each passing page, measured by the relentless thesis-o-meter, a device that marks the gravity of your academic burden.
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